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This is dedicated to Reitanna Seishin, who wrote 'Love at First Sight'. That was partial inspiration for this, plus Dear Abby and the song 'Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance.'

Disclaimer: I'm not a psychopathic stalker. I will swear to my grave I am not. Is the poor stalked girl similar to Reitanna? Yes. I'll willingly admit that. Is the stalker anything like me? Heeeelllll fucking no. For one, I actually hate the color pink. I just do. For two... I'mscaredofrats. *hides face* I know, it's nothing personal against rat lovers. But... I just can't. I'm such a baby. And three, I don't like hurting people. Unless they want to hurt me, then I will rather refrain from such violence. If they try anything fishy though, I will karate kick them IN THE BALLS. HARD. Or the vagina. Depends what sex is trying to hurt me. Although if it was a girl attacking me, I'd more likely punch them in the boobs. Because I grew up with three sisters, and I know that hurts like a bitch.

Seriously, public announcement: don't punch nice girls in the boobs. Be nice to our boobs.

And four. I asked Reitanna if she was okay with the story. And she said she was. Which makes me very happy.

Anywaaaay, if anyone actually read all that, I hope you enjoyed the story, leave a comment if you really enjoyed it, flames shall be used to keep me warm from this fucking Michigan weather. *flies away*
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that was really good! (i miss having blue hair) see, the freaky thing about the stalker pastas like dear abby is that they can really happen, and do happen. i think that's why dear abby is one of my top favorites.

 

this had the potential of being a bit longer, but it's still really good